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[the_noble_black]

Regulus Arcturus Black; height 5'6", weight 125 lbs, is the heir to the ancient and most noble house of Black. For all you non-magical folk out there, that means he's practically royalty! This little prince is quiet and mysterious, the perfect dark fantasy hero for all of your fairy tale endings.

[He starts speaking, completely unaware of the text that initiated his post. His voice is dark, angry, and he sounds utterly livid.]

Now, who thought it would be funny to let my brother masquerade around as my dog? All of you are vile.

[His teeth are gritted.]

I swear, I'm going to kill him. Sirius, if you hear this, you'd do best to take this as a warning and never approach me again.

[A pause.]

I'll be keeping your wand.

[The audio clicks off a moment later.]

And there you have it, folks! Best be quick, this one most likely won't be on the dating market for long!

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